Jesus! This gets better and better with each passing day.

Census caught in anger toward Washington

WASHINGTON — Texas is counting on the 2010 Census to deliver four new congressional districts, four new Electoral College votes in presidential elections, and millions of dollars in additional federal aid. But, as some elected officials are starting to worry, Uncle Sam can’t deliver anything to the rapidly growing Sun Belt state unless Texas residents deliver their forms back to the government.

The tea partiers in their hatred for the big government are refusing to fill out census forms, because God forbid they will be counted! The Democrats could not have come with a better idea to benefit from a redistricting. What a political gift! They don’t have to do anything, just watch the Right self-destruct. First, purging the smart guys from their ranks, then refusing to fill out census, so they can be better represented, and it’s all done by their own hands. Airheads like Michelle Bachmann (R-MN) here encourage people not to fill out census forms, because she’s afraid this information will be used to put people in the internment camps.

Michele Bachmann on Census

And you’re telling me this is not batshit crazy territory?

You know guys, it’s almost becoming boring to be amused in this way. It’s like coming to circus every day, after a while the clowns stop being funny. I feel bad for laughing at the retarded. I truly feel sorry for the intelligent Republicans whose voices are drowned out in this made-up hysteria. Reagan is rolling in his grave, I’m sure. I said I won’t trash Republicans anymore, but every day they come up with even better stuff, so I can’t help it.

Dear Lord! Since you’re a big patron of the Right, please give them brains, now that you gave Democrats balls. Don’t worry, they are too far away in the fantasy land to start questioning your existence. Just give them enough brains to start acting in their own self-interest. I think I just found my new cause célèbre.


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